Watch out fat people you're a cause of Global Warming

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From the New York Times

This is just for anyone who ever thought global warming was ever about the climate. There is this article in the lancet (The same medical journal that brought you Iraq War casualties inflated by a factor of 10) stating that obese people contribute to global warming.

Has anyone told Al Gore ?
You'd think he might want to lose a few from his middle.

fat al gore

From the article

Compared with the normal weight population, the obese population consumes 18% more food energy. Additionally, more transportation fuel energy will be used to transport the increased mass of the obese population, which will increase even further if, as is likely, the overweight people in response to their increased body mass choose to walk less and drive more.
Urban transport policies that promote walking and cycling would reduce food prices by reducing the global demand for oil, and promotion of a normal distribution of B.M.I. [Body Mass Index] would reduce the global demand for, and thus the price of, food. Decreased car use would reduce greenhouse gas emissions and thus the need for biofuels, and increased physical activity levels, would reduce injury risk and air pollution, improving population health.

Like so many of the warmers arguments this one lacks any kind of rigor and is purely meant to advance their agenda.

First by their own logic fat people are sequestering carbon and their troubles doing so should qualify them for carbon credits. So next time you have that cheeseburger be sure to save the receipt you should be eligible for carbon credits. I don't even want to point out the idiocy that has resulted from trying to use food as transportation fuel already. Just how many miles to the gallon does a middle aged white guy get ? P.S. you really don't want to try and fuel fat white guys on ethanol.

Second having all these fat people exercising would increase their caloric use and their CO2 output. If you want to decrease CO2 in the air, getting people to burn off calories isn’t going to do it. While I don’t consider the CO2 air pollution, do you really want swarms of sweaty fat people running down the streets? This would be a real air pollution problem.

Third promoting walking and cycling isn’t going to reduce demand for food. It’s going to increase it. All it means is people will be burning off the calories before they get converted to fat. If anything they will be hungrier from all the exercise.

What do their ideas promote and accomplish? They give the government one more reason to interfere in your personal life. Now not just your choice of automobile is a matter planetary health so are your girth and your recreation habits. Don’t worry though (I am sure the wealthy and politically connected will be able to obtain lipid offsets)

[Update] Apparently this is part of a Scam movement that already has Agitators Promoters other adherents.

With thanks to Specialist and Streetwise

http://www.eatlowcarbon.org/

Did you know, the food system is responsible for 1/3 of global greenhouse emissions?

With every meal you eat, you have the power to reduce climate change.

The Bon Appétit Management Company Low Carbon Diet Calculator is designed to allow you to compare the relative carbon impacts of your food choices.

We are solidly in cure is much worse than the disease territory.

Crossposted at the minority report

One thing that's too cheap in our economy is food. Poor people in America were once undernourished because food was scarce or dear. Now poor people are the fattest segment of society.

Back in the sixties, TV news reported on beef prices just like they now do on gasoline prices. That all changed with the changes in agriculture policy under Nixon.

Now, food is plentiful & cheap. You can gorge yourself for $5 at any fast food joint.

Actually, when you get down to brass tacks, the whole AGW problem boils down to too many people. While fat people may respire too much, slim, attractive people procreate too much, thereby perpetuating the problem.

Yep, this world would be a friggin' paradise if it weren't for all the people.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa

Surely that makes up the difference...


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Wait a minute - isn't there thusly a cognitive dissonance among the thermophobes?

Because when it comes to international blubber accumulation, these guys are the world leaders:

Is there a television off camera ?


"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
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Try the Low Carbon Diet Calculator...Geez he looks like Gorba the Hut

"An idiotic idea, but it made perfect sense to my troubled mind."...John Wayne

Then they came for the breathers (which causes GW) and we said nothing!

If the GW fascists make a run at fatties you're gonna see a lot of us Americans headed for the hills with their rifles at the ready.

Albeit they will be smallish hills with gentle grades and a McD's conveniently located at the top.

The GW movement embrased carbon credits, so here and now, I officially propose 'lypo' credits. A skinny guy like me should be able to clean up...maybe retire early. At 6' and 155 lbs, I can make a killing! My son is 6'3" and 145, he will be set for life. Looks like Al Gore should be our first customer. Wonder if overweight people exhale more CO2 than us bean poles? Maybe a double credit is possible...hum......

John Wayne

but Glenn Beck was on this a few months ago. I wish I could find it on his site now.



Now also found at The Minority Report

D@#$ Glenn Beck, I told him my idea in confidence while we were having a beer one evening. I guess I'll have to start listening to him more to see what other ideas he stole from me.

John Wayne

especially considering Glenn's stance on alcohol.



Now also found at The Minority Report

Yea, I know he used to have a bit of a problem with it...just don't watch or listen to him much right now.

John Wayne

The Greens are the new Puritans. Like religious oppressors in the past, they feel politically empowered by moral authority. They have a dogma that can be interpreted flexibly and conveniently applied to almost any situation. And they love to go on witch hunts.

gets the more he looks like Teddy Kennedy...

Is that a coincidence?

 
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